A letter addressed to God with no actual address was received by a postal worker. The letter was from an 83-year-old widow who had her purse stolen and had no money to buy food for her friends who were coming over for Christmas dinner. The postal worker and his colleagues collected $96 and sent it to the woman. She wrote back to God thanking Him for the gift of love and mentioned that $4 was missing, which she suspected was taken by the post office workers.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and is checking out a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. They end up having a wonderful dinner together, followed by a theatre show and drinks. The next morning, she cooks him a gourmet meal, and he asks if she is this nice to every guy she meets. She replies, 'No, you just happened to catch my eye.'